HEY WEEKEND WARRIOR, 2006 CALLED AND IT WANTS ITS SHITTY BORAT IMPRESSION BACK
in my free time i travel secretly, sliding through crowds
of hippies and the middle-aged drunk
'honey, they're smoking that weed again'
over shadowed trail and felled logs or smooth streets flowing
with bicycles on top of
bicycles, or what some call 'small man's complex'
as they load into the king cab pickup truck
you know he's right of course, individually we may be intelligent
but together we are dumber than dirt.